Top 10 Things Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney Have in Common

1.  Both overshadow the presidents they serve or would serve.  One's better looking, the other is, well just plain scary.

2.  Both can read a script as well as well as any Hollywood actor.

3.  No one at her alma mater rermembers her, no one at his wants to.

4.  You wouldn't want to go quail hunting with either.

5.  Both would choose to be Miss Scarlet in the game of Clue.

6.  Both have daughters that aren't invited to public events.

7.  Both think 'out of touch' means they aren't getting cell phone reception.

8.  Both would invoke Mars, the God of War, to solve foreign policy issues

9.  Both learned their worldviews from Monopoly.

10.  One doesn't know where she is, the other won't say.

11.  Both believe global warming is caused by a 'Hug from God' (thank you SNL).

Okay, so I went to 11, just couldn't stop.

Much thanks to Omid Memarian and others for inspiration